Get me away from here I'm dying

I REMEMBER HAVING TO PUT THE BOOK DOWN JUST TO GO:

i was totally

yesterday I attended a friend's b-day party and I had a small chat with another friend about HP pairings

Her:	I guess you've watched DH, right?
Me:	Of course...
Her:	Harry doesn't die right?
Me:	No but from having him with the woman he ended up with, I'd prefer him dead...
Her:	YOU DON'T LIKE HERMIONE? BUT YOU'RE A HUGE HP FAN!
Me:	He didn't end up with Hermione... he ended up with Ginny...
Her:	....
Me:	Yeah... and Hermione ended up with Ron...
Her:	.... You're serious?...
Me:	Do I look like I'm kidding?
Her:	Fuck!!! I thought it would be Harry & Hermione, I mean they're so close and compasionate...
Me:	I know... I wanted them together as well, they complete each other... Ron could have been with Luna...
Her:	Yes! The blond one! But hang on... who's Ginny?
Me:	Ron's little sister...
Her:	SHIT! He ended up with that thing? why?
Me:	He had a chest monster for her...
Her:	A What?
Me:	Look, it's Fiona's birthday... unless you want me start screaming and kicking in agony ONCE AGAIN, we better drop the conversation....
Her:	Alright... still, Harry and Hermione were always meant for each other...
Me:	....